I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
