am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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