Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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