Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
not ubering you a puppy
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
