Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
