Are we in a gay sports bar?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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