No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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