that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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