at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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