Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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