She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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