if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
accomplished twins. life is a go
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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