Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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