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the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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