She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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