Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Please, let me fuck your mom
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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