I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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