at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
