you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
