they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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