Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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