Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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