hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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