If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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