1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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