I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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