nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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