CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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