Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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