My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
