thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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