More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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