sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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