Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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