If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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