Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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