If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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