I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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