She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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