Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I have post one night stand depression
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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