school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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