I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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