can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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