Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I've blown a few things in my day
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Naked. naked and bneed help.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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