hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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