yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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