What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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