so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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