How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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