She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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